Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Dallas Cowboys 

Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY. Fuck Jerry. And triple mega-fuck Chris Christie with a nacho cheese firehose. Your 2016 record: LOL who gives a shit let’s just skip to the ending: Let’s see that again. And again. And again. Fuck it, one more angle. Perfect. Jared caught the ball. No…

Toronto Film Festival 2014: 10 Movies We Can't Wait To See

The Toronto Film Festival, which starts Thursday, is always excellent one-stop shopping for many of the major films hoping to crash the Oscar and best-of-the-year conversations. Beyond the world premieres, it also features the best of what played at Cannes, as well as plenty of films that already screened at the other fall festivals, Venice and Telluride. (Although, notably, the acclaimed Birdman won't be playing Toronto.) There are simply too many movies to see, but here are 10 entries that seem especially intriguing.
Eden
French filmmaker Mia Hansen-Løve has made two very good, very intimate movies, Father of My Children and Goodbye First Love, but her latest, set in Paris's early-'90s dance-music scene, may bring her more attention simply because it fe…